ALTO the play
The play’s the thing”, Shakespeare wrote in one of his famous lines that live forever.
As suggested by the Bard, when a threat, condition, or phenomenon has fully entered the public consciousness… it becomes cultural!
That’s what has happened almost overnight with the ALTO high-speed rail plan to dissect farms, natural preserves, summer playgrounds and communities across rural Eastern Ontario as it barrels its way at a cost of $90 billion from Ottawa to Toronto via Peterborough.
The plan is being opposed in every possible way including petitions, rallies, and refusals to cooperate with federal government-backed ALTO agents.
And now there’s a play about the fiasco, an ‘Original Comedy of Chaos’ called ‘Spectres & Speed Trains’ written by the owner of a popular Rideau Lakes music, munchies and biker hangout, Tao-Lynn Carr who believes the arts always reflect what’s at the heart of a community.
Singer-songwriter Carr’s main business is Bastard Coffee House, not a statement about anybody associated with it, but a reflection of the pre-amalgamation name of the municipality,
Bastard & South Burgess.
She gets a lot of credit for rejuvenating downtown
Delta, particularly for buying and refurbishing a section of the Jubilee Block of storefronts where the coffee house is located.
Carr is a member of Rideau Lakes Players which has staged several performances of her play in Delta and nearby Elgin, villages known for their history and charm.
No other performances are scheduled at the moment, said producer Chris Whitty, noting there have been approaches from other communities about staging it.
Rideau Lakes Players is a novice amateur theatrical troupe with now three shows under its collective belt. The objective, said Whitty who plays Perry in the production, is to offer entertaining, original shows, in an area where there isn’t a whole lot of cultural entertainment.
No one is paid and the troupe isn’t trying to build up a big bank account, but rather donate net revenues back to local causes. With Spectres, an average of 60 people saw five productions at $25 a ticket which brought in $6,385 to be donated.
While there’s a disclaimer that the 75-min. play is a work of fiction, the plot is pulled right out of ongoing ALTO headlines… with the spectre of the title thrown in for extra comedic effect. It’s a costumed crow played by Laura Steacy representing the real-life historical figure Elizabeth Barnes, the storied Witch of Plum Hollow, serving as narrator.
The story unfolds at a town hall meeting where a particularly belligerent ALTO representative is trying to sell the high-speed concept to dubious locals.
Much of the concentrated Eastern Ontario opposition to ALTO comes from Rideau Lakes with township council voting unanimously against a high-speed corridor through the region citing environmental impact, community disruption and lack of business case.
Activist group Rideau Lakes Against Alto has 3,400 followers: “The Spectres story is sweet, funny and a little spooky,” said Rowan Brewer-Dudek of the Alto opposition group.
Carr, who plays Dot, said she came up with the script as the Players were searching for their next production; it was fine-tuned by the collective. She congratulated her colleagues for being so much better than the characters she dreamt up: “You brought it to life!”
Carr allowed that the story line is “pretty anti-ALTO” although it does explore potential benefits along with the cost. The play is designed in keeping with a more traditional version of live theatre and oral storytelling.
Carr suggested that when social crisis is emulated in the arts it creates another layer of how to understand and digest the conflict.
I like to think that, while the play might not shift the debate, it does showcase the very real and social impact that such a train implies and helps give a voice to a population that doesn’t always get heard.”
BY TOM VAN DUSEN, Farmer






































































